Episode 5: Nephi 16-19
My Book of Mormon
Marie Kent
4.6 • 623 Ratings
🗓️ 21 April 2014
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Summary
My favorite one yet! If you suffered through the boredom of episode 4, then you’ve earned this. I’m not kidding when I say that this episode has magic brass balls, god ships, and a whole lot more crazy! Also, Nephi increases his godlike abilities to include controlling the weather and turning his skin into a deathtrap. Just fantastic!
Drinking Game count (this will make sense after Episode 9, basically, drink after ever “Yea” and “It came to pass”)
*** WARNING – THIS EPISODE WILL KILL YOU IF YOU PLAY ALONG!!! ***
“Drink” Count – 101
Almost 17 Beers!!!
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | What shall we give to the boy in the tent? What shall we offer the man by the sea, |
| 0:24.1 | comes at his feet and for sons of rise, |
| 0:30.3 | eyes for him. |
| 0:31.9 | Hello, once again to another episode of My Book of Mormon. |
| 0:35.5 | This happens to be episode five. |
| 0:40.7 | And you're listening to your host, David Michael. |
| 0:44.4 | So we're going to go right back into the book of Nephi and the Book of Mormon. |
| 0:47.3 | And, you know, starting on chapter 16. |
| 0:51.5 | Normally I do like previously on, but I don't know. |
| 0:52.7 | The last one was just painful. |
| 0:58.2 | So Nephi continued to have this dream, but this time, instead of dreaming about Jesus, he dreamed about America. |
| 1:00.4 | I don't want to get into it. |
| 1:02.2 | And we also learned just how racist God is. |
| 1:06.1 | Apparently, the more you turn away from God, the darker your skin gets. |
| 1:10.5 | And the more holy you are, the whiter your skin is. |
| 1:13.2 | So isn't that just a lovely premise? |
| 1:15.2 | I'm still mad about that. |
| 1:16.8 | Anyway, I hope it doesn't matter. |
| 1:19.3 | If it comes up again, I'll just get madder, |
| 1:21.0 | and if it doesn't, it's still just going to be in the back of my mind. |
| 1:24.2 | Anyway, the good news is that Nephi's dreams have finally ended, or a dream, |
| 1:28.8 | I guess it was one incredibly long dream, occupied several chapters, several long chapters, |
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