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Madigan’s Pubcast

Episode 5: Graceland, Migrating Creatures, and Cults

Madigan’s Pubcast

Kathleen Madigan

Stand-up, Comedy:stand-up, Comedy

4.92.7K Ratings

🗓️ 8 September 2020

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Noteworthy Gas Station Food, Live Entertainment in COVID-19, Kathleen's Quarantine Activities, Memphis, Evangelical Weirdness, Migrating Creatures, and the Lost Colony of Roanoke.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey everybody. It's me, Kathleen Madigan. Welcome to Madigan's pub cast. You grab yourself a drink, pull up a bar stool,

0:15.4

and let's talk about what's been going on. Hello, termites! It's episode five, is it that

0:26.7

Hello, termites! It's episode five,

0:30.4

isn't that exciting?

0:32.2

For those of you just joining, I'm not going to say this again,

0:35.0

but I will say it again since it's only episode five.

0:38.0

The reason I'm calling you termites is because

0:40.0

when my friend Ron White spends the night at my house,

0:42.0

and he puts his pyjevamas on, he always comes out, even if he's totally drunk and he says, nah nah nah termite. And I think it's adorable. So anyway, you guys are termites, look, Stevie Nick's cut out that freaks people out.

0:56.8

I agree, it freaks me out.

0:57.7

That's why it's not anywhere where I'm normally at in my house.

1:02.4

But she's now carrying a case of Bush

1:03.8

Lotte. I thought I'd jazz up the studio a little bit with that there's so many

1:09.1

things to catch up on so many great things. First of all, a lot of you can't see this.

1:14.0

YouTube people can see it. Look, I have a, um, next to my Dolly Parton prayer

1:17.8

candle I found on Amazon a Walter Walter prayer candle and it just says moochow moochow more.

1:25.0

Did you all go watch that like I told you do?

1:28.0

Great documentary.

1:29.0

I'm drinking my beer today out of a Sam's glass that I didn't even steal because I'll admit it.

1:36.2

I've been known to steal a bar glass or two.

1:38.9

There's a little bit of my grandma Madigan in me.

1:41.5

Not my mom.

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