My name's Poppy Hillstead. I've literally eaten a mint today.

This is a podcast where I go into chat rooms and then me and a couple of fellows act out the conversations I've had.

Let's do it. Let's get on with it.

Real conversations

re-enacted

for you.

Poppy Hilstead has entered the chat.

Um, do you know what I've always wanted to have?

My own game shy.

Um, yeah, ever since I was a little child, uh, you know, I dreamt of delights and the music and, you know, a babe on each arm.

And I'd be in the dressing room, put my old stinky suit on.

It's like tweed and itchy and horrible. And then I'd, you know, take some coke and then

just go out on stage and start like spinning around on stage and just being mental and

gurning at the audience. That's all you really had to do back in the day on game shows.

It's so fucking stupid.

That's all you had to do.

And, you know, I thought, what's something I can do?

That's something I could do with chat rooms and people and everything.

I can go in and I can do my own game show with them.

That makes that, that's the episode everybody's been wanting, right?

The game show episode, yeah?

There's no cash prizes, there's no nothing.

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