Previously on Gay Future

Daddies bring the Mikey Boy to the airship.

Have you ever even had a friend?

Woonz.

A long, long time ago, but he turned out to just be my competitor.

The winner of American Idol 2003 is

Ruben Stuller.

Just because I won doesn't mean that we still can't be friends.

In fact, I really want to record an album with you.

You know what? I actually think I'm gonna take it solo for a while.

I got a few jingles jangling around this jukebox up here.

My brain, that's my jukebox. I don't know why I talk like this.

The year is 2019 and everyone is kind of gay. Kind of straight. It's fluid. We're still

figuring it out. Anyway, Clay Aiken, age 39, stands at the

maw of the San Fresno Dillo Exploring Caves. With a failed singing career, a string of disappointing

reality TV appearances, and one disastrous campaign for Congress, Clay Aiken now lives a humble

life, leading thrill-seeking tourists into the caves of the greater Los Angeles area.

Everyone, everyone, everyone, listen up.

Before we jump into this here cave, we need to run through some safety precautions, all right?

Any questions before we start?

I have a question.

What do we do when we meet the cave creatures at the bottom?

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