Episode 499: Squirrelkle Jerk

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 22 August 2018

⏱️ 84 minutes

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0:00.0	Hey Johnny, do you want to go to an ice cream social?
0:04.0	Yeah, I'd love to.
0:05.4	Great.
0:05.9	Let's go.
0:21.2	It's time for the episode of Matt and Maddellley's ice cream social.
0:26.9	Sitting across from me, Paul Mattingley.
0:28.5	Across for me is Mr. Matt Donnelly.
0:30.4	The knobs and dials.
0:31.3	Take up the audio guide.
0:32.5	I'd fuck him.
0:34.0	Were you talking about yourself?
0:36.7	Yeah.
0:37.3	I thought you were.
0:38.6	Hey, uh, you guys want to know.
0:40.9	I would and I have.
0:42.1	You want to know what, uh, what is less useful than the Pope's tits?
0:49.3	I do.
0:51.0	I'll tell you.
0:52.2	Is it just one thing?
0:53.7	For me.
0:54.5	Okay.
0:55.1	It's H&R Block.
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