Episode 499 - 2026 is Mathematically More Futuristic Than 2025 Ft. Sarah Doerner
DYNAMIC BANTER! with Mike & Steve
Headgum and Dynamic Banter
4.9 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 2 January 2026
⏱️ 74 minutes
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Summary
The boys welcome comedian Sarah Doerner, for the penultimate episode of season 1 of Dynamic Banter. Video game NPC's are discussed, as well as Horoscopes, New Year's resolutions, horses, and customer service.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a Headgum podcast. |
| 0:05.5 | Hello friends. We here at DB Labs are gearing up for the dynamic banter 500th episode celebration, |
| 0:12.6 | premiering on January 16th, 2026. For our 500th episode, we want to celebrate you, dear listeners. |
| 0:21.1 | Some of you have been with us from the very beginning, and we'd love to feature your DB |
| 0:24.9 | memories, moments, reflections, artworks, short videos, zizzes, and shoutouts on the show. |
| 0:31.9 | So send in your submissions no later than Wednesday, January 7th, to dynamic banter at jmail.com. |
| 0:39.7 | We're so stoked and can't wait to celebrate with you. |
| 0:43.1 | Yes, even you. |
| 0:45.3 | Now, on with the show. |
| 0:51.5 | Dynamic banter! |
| 0:53.6 | I can see we're going do buts and are so fun |
| 0:56.0 | Dynamic better |
| 0:58.0 | Fuck it horn and make it good |
| 1:01.0 | Don't forget the history road |
| 1:04.0 | Dynamic better |
| 1:07.0 | Stop no shut up! |
| 1:08.0 | It's not so |
| 1:09.0 | Oh fucking fuck my dirty ire Time to shut up! It's not so. |
| 1:15.8 | Fucking fuck my dirty idiot ass. |
| 1:17.6 | It just doesn't sound like it's coming through. |
| 1:18.8 | Excuse me. |
| 1:20.2 | Oh, sorry. |
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