Episode 498 - Stop Eating Bats!

Ross Patterson Revolution!

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Entertainment News, News, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 31 March 2020

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

Ross and Jessie chat about why celebrities are becoming irrelevant during the COVID-19 quarantine, discuss Kate McKinnon starring as Carole Baskin in the new “Joe Exotic” scripted tv series, how bats are still being served and eaten in Chinese food markets, Jessie recounts a scary Crime Corner, and Ross explains his excitement for the Michael Jordan documentary “The Last Dance” debuting April 19. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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0:00.0	Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross, Patterson Revolution, rock you by Ghostbett.com. Take a bad.
0:01.0	Make a pat on.
0:02.0	I'm
0:03.0	fucking back. Rock to you by Ghostbent.com.
0:21.0	Yeah.
0:31.6	And gentlemen.
0:33.7	Yes, Jase.
0:33.9	Welcome to the show.
0:36.4	We're back, baby.
0:54.3	We're going for it, baby. We're here for you, baby. Ah, we're really doing it today. I got a few comments with my hair yesterday. They were like, hey, man, what the fuck's, what are you doing with your hair? What's up? Quarantine times, man. Quarantine times. Not that I can do about it. Quarantimes, if you will. Yeah, quarantine times we're in. It's the quarantine times we're in. It's the quarantine times man quarantine times not that I can do about it quarantine times if you will yeah quarantine times we're in
0:55.7	it's the quarantine times we're in
0:57.2	you've got to protect
1:00.2	yourself ooh you've got to watch
1:02.0	yourself you've got to protect your neck
1:03.9	yeah and they were like
1:05.2	how's that forehead doing
1:08.0	and I was like it's a fucking five head dude
1:09.9	I've had a five head my entire life.
1:09.6	My entire adult life. Technology is beyond Jabs over there. She's just playing our own show at full blast. Dude, for yourself. My mute didn't work. Come on. Quarantimes, dude. Quarantimes. New buttons aren't working. Quarantzs. My Dish Anywhere app is not working.
1:29.2	Are you fucking, are you fucking me, dude?
1:31.8	Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
1:33.7	Are you kidding me?
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