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Spilled Milk

Episode 497: Gatorade

Spilled Milk

Molly Wizenberg and Matthew Amster-Burton

Arts, Comedy, Food

4.61.5K Ratings

🗓️ 8 July 2021

⏱️ 44 minutes

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0:00.0

I'm Molly and I'm Matthew and we're back in the studio. Oh boy. I don't know what's

0:09.2

going to happen. This is going to be super weird. We were just recording an ad a second

0:12.5

ago and Matthew just sat there staring at me and blinking and I was like, is this how

0:16.6

it is when we record in person? I think it is. Yeah. Anyway, hello. This is spilled milk.

0:23.6

The show where we cook something delicious, eat it all and you can't have it. Yes. You

0:27.9

are classic slogan. Hello, long pause dead air slogan. Today we are discussing

0:36.4

Gatorade. Yeah. So this is what happened. This is why we're talking about Gatorade and competing

0:41.5

sports drinks today. We were going to come back with roaring back into the studio with an episode

0:47.2

on Calzones or Calzones depending on how you say them. And which is something that Molly has

0:52.0

never had. So I was going to greet Molly with a homemade Calzone piping hot piping hot

0:57.6

and then we heard that today was going to be the hottest day of the year so far. Yes.

1:02.4

I live in a greenhouse. You do. You live in a house with eastern exposure, eastern and southern

1:09.2

exposure. And it is fully carpeted and it's just so cozy in here. It's so cozy. Yeah. It's hot.

1:18.8

It's sweaty. So we like donna summer could write a song about it. Instead we are going to

1:23.3

replenish our electrolytes. Yes. And we're going to drink Gatorade. I hope we're going to talk

1:28.4

about what electrolytes are because I only sort of know. Oh, dear. That, you know, I looked up a

1:33.6

lot of stuff for this episode, but I did not get into what electrolytes are. I mean, I sort of know

1:39.6

we can make it up. Okay. Great. So it felt like someone is going to like make decisions about like

1:46.0

you know, their their electrolyte strategy based on our show, right? I hope not. And I

1:52.8

well actually Matthew, I cut out a lot of the stuff that we could be saying about like Gatorade

1:57.6

and whether or not it actually works. Oh, I don't care. I just want to know what it tastes like.

2:01.2

Okay. Okay. Cool. So let's talk. But I do want to hear about your electrolyte strategy.

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