Episode 496 - Burger King SpongeBob SquarePants Krabby Patty Taste Test Best Vest Mike Invented Vlogging
DYNAMIC BANTER! with Mike & Steve
Headgum and Dynamic Banter
5 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 12 December 2025
⏱️ 74 minutes
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Summary
Mike and Steve talk about the importance of regular guys on the internet, vloggers with broccoli haircut, tattoo rules, CB RADIOS, discussing the upcoming 500th episode of the show, and a special announcement. PLUS, the boys try out the new Burger King Spongebob Squarepants Krabby Patty burger!
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| 0:00.0 | This is a Headgum podcast. |
| 0:07.4 | Dynamic better. |
| 0:10.0 | I can see we're going to do bets and have so fun. |
| 0:12.6 | Dynamic better. |
| 0:14.7 | Buck and horn. |
| 0:15.8 | And make it good. |
| 0:17.0 | Dramatic better. |
| 0:19.0 | Don't forget the history road. Dynamic better. Stop to shut up. It's not sold. You know, I don't need close-ups for the whole end of the episode. I don't give a shit. That's nice. We could do some coverage. It's nice to have so many camera angles. Yeah. We should have one of those hover drones in here with us. Oh, my God Dude, imagine it's like windy as fuck. It's so loud. Everything's blowing around. |
| 0:41.8 | It's so loud. And then it comes to the shot. It's like, we're talking about something serious. |
| 0:47.6 | Like my aunt's really stick right now actually. It's like bumping into the microphone. I should be rolling. Oh, we're rolling. Oh, my boy. That's like taking a candid picture with the air. It is like taking a candid picture with the air. Candid picture of noise. Dude, I got to be honest with you, man. I fucking love drones. Uh-oh. And I was right. Where's my fucking cock? What are you in or out of? And I told you that I was right Where's my fucking cock? |
| 1:11.7 | What are you in or out of? |
| 1:12.9 | And I told you that I was ready |
| 1:14.5 | And then here I am not ready |
| 1:16.1 | You were mostly ready |
| 1:17.1 | I was mostly ready |
| 1:18.1 | And that's what dude |
| 1:19.3 | Being mostly ready is pretty much |
| 1:20.8 | All you can do as a person |
| 1:22.2 | Being mostly ready |
| 1:25.1 | This the right |
| 1:27.1 | Way to be |
| 1:28.9 | When you go out with your friends |
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