Episode 495: Fat Beets

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 November 2019

⏱️ 85 minutes

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0:00.0	This episode of Cognitive Disnance is brought to you by our patrons, you fucking rock.
0:07.0	Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart, or the easily offended.
0:15.0	The explicit tag is there for a reason.
0:30.0	Recording live from Glory Old Studios in Chicago, this is Cognitive Disnance.
0:45.0	Every episode we blast anyone who gets in our way, we bring critical thinking, skepticism
0:50.0	and fiddle out knob, buddy.
0:53.0	Hey, buddy.
0:54.0	How's that knob going?
0:55.0	Hey, buddy.
0:56.0	You know what?
0:57.0	You're on the side.
0:58.0	Hey, buddy.
0:59.0	It gets a little loud.
1:00.0	Ooh, it does.
1:01.0	It gets a little loud.
1:02.0	It does.
1:03.0	You got a little bit of a new toy in the glory hall.
1:04.0	A new toy in the glory hall.
1:05.0	And if you want a new toy in the glory hall, all you have to do is go out of me that time.
1:09.0	Type in glory, check out 5% off almost any of them.
1:11.0	I started, we didn't even finish and I got the Adam and Eve added.
1:14.0	But I know that it's skeptical.
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