Episode 493 - You Can Taste the Squeeze

DYNAMIC BANTER! with Mike & Steve

Headgum and Dynamic Banter

Comedy, Recap, Culture, Movies, Steve Zaragoza, Commentary, Comedians, Friends, Tv & Film, Mike Falzone, Society & Culture, Dynamic Banter, Cloverfield

5 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 21 November 2025

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

The boys discuss Mike's recent east coast trip, the music fade out, victorian era dramatic television, laughing at or with the internet, Mike's observations while spending 13 hours in an airport, and Giuseppe stops by with a jaw-dropping confession!

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0:00.0	This is a Headgum podcast.
0:07.4	Dynamic better.
0:10.0	I can see we're going to do bets and have so fun.
0:12.6	Dynamic better.
0:14.7	Buck and horn.
0:15.8	And make it good.
0:17.0	Dramatic better.
0:19.0	Don't forget the history road.
0:21.8	Dynamic better.
0:23.6	Stop to shut up.
0:24.5	It's not the soul.
0:26.4	Baby girl.
0:29.4	Hi, Steve.
0:30.0	Hey, Mike.
0:30.7	Are we rolling?
0:31.4	Yeah.
0:34.7	Jerry's Farm and Table.
1:00.1	Come on down at Jerry's Farm and table. We got a fresh milk that we just crushed with our hands from the cow's tits. And we have two things on this farm. We have the farm and a table. My wife wears gold rings on each finger, and then she gets into the milk, and she squeezes it.
1:03.0	She squeezes the milk.
1:04.3	In a pail.
1:05.9	She squeezes it.
1:07.3	She squeezed the pail itself.
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