This episode of Cognitive Disnance is brought to you by our patrons, you fucking rock.

Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart, or the easily offended.

The explicit tag is there for a reason.

Recording live from Glural Studios in Chicago, this is Cognitive Disnance.

Every episode we blast anyone who gets in our way, we bring critical thinking, skepticism,

and irreverence.

Do any topic that makes the news, makes it big or makes us mad.

It's skeptical, it's political, and there is no welcome mat.

This is episode 492.

Sorry, it was delayed a little bit.

This is episode 493.

Thanks.

And this is a special Thursday release.

We are going to be reviewing Family Guy.

Now this has been around for a long time.

There's a talking dog and a baby.

So baby.

The baby wants to kill his mother and we're not 100% sure why.

So let's talk about the family.

I'm doing, basically what I'm going to do is I'm going to go through and just talk about individual things that happen on the screen.

So as I go, I'm just going to go through and read off sort of what I thought was the highlight of the moment.

And we're going to go through the synopsis of it first.

...