meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
Sofa King Podcast

Episode 493: Spanish Inquisition: Torture, Death, and other Catholic Fun!

Sofa King Podcast

Sofa King Podcast

Comedy, History, Society & Culture

4.81.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 June 2020

⏱️ 84 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

On this episode of The Sofa King Podcast, we travel back to castle times and look at one of the worst crimes the Catholic Church ever committed: The Inquisition. While the Spanish Inquisition is the most famous, there were inquisitions in Rome, Portugal, The New World and tons of colonies in Central and South America. The Inquisition was based on a series of edicts passed by the Catholic church and enforced by local kings and queens. The purpose? To eradicate heretics, supposedly. And who were heretics? Well, Jews, Muslims, Hindus, Protestants, those who committed sodomy, families that couldn’t produce children, and many more. In some areas of the world, the Inquisition was pretty mild. The point of the Inquisition was to get heretics to confess, and a few lashes later they were free to go on about their business (as long as the converted to Catholicism or got the hell out of town). But in other areas such as Spain, it got medieval. People were tortured on The Rack, The Catherine Wheel, and the Strappado. They were burned and water boarded. They were imprisoned for years with no real trial, and they were often burned at the stake. Historians vary wildly from this being a pandemic of murder to being a mild case of murder, but death was the result. (Estimates we read were between 1250 and 300,000 deaths…) Spain had it the worst. For one thing, King Ferdinand and Queen Isabella just ended a civil war and needed a legal way to get rid of their enemies. Heretics! Second, they needed money to fight a crusade where they would make more money. Heretics! The Inquisition is seen by many as a power grab and last gasp of the old monarchy and papal structure trying to hold on to power. As the world changed, fear of torture and death kept everyone avoiding the change. And for the record, I’m not going to make a “Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition” joke here. Visit Our Sources: https://www.history.com/topics/religion/inquisition https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_Inquisition https://history.howstuffworks.com/historical-figures/spanish-inquisition.htm https://www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/the-inquisition https://www.historyrevealed.com/eras/medieval/in-a-nutshell-spanish-inquisition/ https://www.catholiceducation.org/en/controversy/the-inquisition/the-truth-about-the-spanish-inquisition.html https://historycollection.co/snap-crackle-pop-torture-methods-of-the-spanish-inquisition/

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

We advise you to get off the streets as quickly as possible.

0:03.4

It'll soon be a war up there.

0:05.0

And we are as the people opposed to secret societies, the secret oaths.

0:10.0

I know for a fact, and a secret proceedings.

0:12.3

Weapons of mass destruction destruction I take the threat very seriously

0:17.3

a new world order government thanks you for your participation

0:27.0

you are now listening to the world famous Sofa King podcast. Please read from sheets.

0:31.0

I am.

0:32.0

I am...faking now repeat all very fast please I am sofier again not so fast you use this meaning I am so for can with me as a meaning I am so for king with me tard eahoo you say funny things I was thinking it was quiet but you turned all the lights off on me and reset the volume.

0:59.0

I was thinking it was quiet but you turned all the lights off on me and reset it out. Yeah

1:04.0

reset the volume. Keep a default volume doesn't remember where it was that?

1:07.0

It's not I turn it all the way up. Oh. I guess I could turn it down and turn the

1:11.9

headphones up.

1:12.6

Yeah, we have to put this away pretty quick.

1:14.8

We're almost at the half mark.

1:15.7

Yeah, thanks guys.

1:16.8

I haven't, I got a lot on the hair.

1:17.9

You got your shared day one, bro.

1:20.0

No, I did, I had like half of a glass, like two fingers.

1:23.5

That equals like five of what I do.

1:25.5

No.

1:26.0

Well, you've done like five pours of it today.

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Sofa King Podcast, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Sofa King Podcast and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2025.