Episode 490 - The North London Derby Special

The Kickabout With Johnny Vaughan

Radio X

Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 22 November 2025

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

A North London Derby Special, which surprisingly features absolutely no mention of either Arsenal or Tottenham but more than makes up for it with plenty of physicality instead.

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You can hear The Kickabout live on Radio X from 11am every Saturday.

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0:00.0	5am.
0:03.6	You wake up with a jolt,
0:05.5	after a nightmare that your business was hit by a fraud attack in the night.
0:09.4	This is the moment you choose to relax,
0:11.8	knowing that Barclay card payments is helping to prevent fraud 24-7.
0:16.3	So you can go back to counting sheep, not pounds.
0:21.4	That's how we're protecting your business.
0:24.1	Barclay card payments.
0:26.1	Terms and conditions apply.
0:27.1	See barclaycard.com.uk forward slash business for details.
0:32.0	This is a global player original podcast.
0:35.3	The Kickabout with Johnny Vaughn.
0:38.0	Radio X.
0:39.8	Good morning to you.
0:50.2	Welcome to the North London Derby special of the Kickabout. I'm Johnny Vaughn. With me is the Woodman.
0:57.6	Good morning, Woodman. Happy Saturday, John. Happy Saturday to you, Woodman. Good morning to you. How is your journey in today? Because cold on the tracks, I'd imagine.
1:05.5	Cold, John, but I like the cold. It's very sporty. Okay. Okay. Did you put some sort of liniment on your legs? I know you came on a racing bike. 18 miles you went today? I did. Yeah, I covered my... Well, no, I covered myself in Lycra. It was great, yeah. What's really weird, Gav, is that... Because now you're putting out heat in the studio. This whole studio actually smells of like sort of raljecks. And legs. Deep heat. It sort of stinks. It smells of legs in here. It really does smell like a sort of Hackney Marsh's locker room. Well, John, not only does this show want it more, as we've established in the past, but this week, in honor of last week's England Allback's performance. This is the show that shows physicality.
1:44.9	Yeah, we are. It's a physical. It is very physical. Look, it's physical radio. It is. Yeah, yeah. It really. We like to really make our presence felt against other radio shows. We've tackled you. You know about it for about half an hour. We like to leave one on you. We really leave it on you.
2:00.3	Yeah, yeah.
2:00.7	You can feel we're touch tight.
2:02.2	But also, we leave everything out there on air.
2:04.6	It's physical radio. Yes. But we really like to... We leave it all in the mic. The lessons learned last week will carry... Oh, great physicality. We'll carry into show 527. Right, Harry. Hello.
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