I really wish that our phone number was like 802-866 rude.

It's the only four-letter word I could come up that was like associated with.

Take a look at what the things are.

Yeah, it's so safe it works.

Maybe it's just that you don't know how to use social courtesy.

Oh, that's old-fashioned.

Watch how Lizzie Post and Damp Post Senate act as host and hostess.

They know that courtesy means showing respect, thinking of the other person, real friendliness.

On this episode of Awesome Etiquette, it's our super special, incredibly awesome fantasy football show.

We have guest fantasy football analyst and host of the

Harris Football podcast Chris Harris with us today to help us answer your etiquette questions,

as well as give us some do's and don'ts of fantasy football league etiquette in our post-script

segment. It's game time. Awesome etiquette comes to you from the studios of Vermont

Public Radio and is proud to be a part of the Infinite Guest Network from American Public Media.

I'm Lizzie Post. And I'm Dan Post Sending from the Emily Post Institute.

Preseason started, preseason started. I'm so happy that we were back into football season, and I know that my darling cousin Dan is too.

It is. It's a special time of year. And when you live in Vermont and the coming of winter is a little bit scary, a little bit daunting.

It's nice to have football to make it better.

It is. It absolutely is. Do we need to do a little bit of apology to our fans out there who are not football?

I think we do.

We want to tell you that we are sorry.

This is going to be a fully football-focused episode.

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