Episode 49: Drunk Buffalo, Flunking Home Ec, & a 4-Pound Goldfish
Madigan’s Pubcast
Kathleen Madigan
4.9 • 2.7K Ratings
🗓️ 20 July 2021
⏱️ 76 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey everybody, it's me, Kathleen Madigan. Welcome to Madigan's Pubcast. |
| 0:12.3 | You grabbed yourself a drink, full of the bars at all. Let's talk about what's been going on. |
| 0:17.4 | Okay, termites. I got it. I don't even know if this is episode 49. Holy shit show. How crazy is that? |
| 0:32.4 | A little less crazy than what's on my head. Do you see what I have? |
| 0:37.4 | For those of you who are not watching this on YouTube, I have a foam shark fin that says discovery. |
| 0:44.4 | It's so fantastic. And shark week is on right now. It'll be over by the time everybody hears this, but this is from some people in Missouri. |
| 0:55.4 | Shelby, I won't say last names. And Shelby, this is a, this as a member of Discovery Educator Network, which is in the education branch of the Discovery Channel. |
| 1:07.4 | Educator here for the past 40 years and more 14 years in Missouri. |
| 1:12.4 | So anyway, thank you, Shelby. This is super fun tonight. At some point, I will pass it on to the younger kids, but right now it's mine. |
| 1:21.4 | It's your crown. It's my crown. I'm going to take it off because it's hard to keep my headphones on, but yeah, I can't. |
| 1:27.4 | Well, I guess I could do though. No, it's kind of, it's itchy. It's better when you can put it on your head without headphones on. |
| 1:37.4 | You know, one time I did a corporate gig for Cax Communications and part of my, they paid me, but they also gave me a shark week beach towel. |
| 1:47.4 | Yeah, and that there was a, it was a painted bite out of the side of the towel. |
| 1:52.4 | And then I lost it. Oh my god, termites. What's going on? So many funny things. |
| 1:59.4 | I've been sent this way. First of all, this is dynamite because this is going to Reno with me by the time you hear this. |
| 2:04.4 | I will have already been to Reno and back. I hope this is from Cindy and Cindy gave me gave this is her last two baby crown royal bags. |
| 2:14.4 | See, I will pick out what jewelry I'm going to wear for the shows. And then I put it in the, I take it from the larger crown royal bag and put it in the tiny crown royal bag. |
| 2:25.4 | And it's a lot less shit to be dragon. I don't need to be taking all kinds of joy. Just make up your mind. What are you going to wear? Awesome. Thank you, Cindy. |
| 2:35.4 | What am I drinking? I England flight. |
| 2:40.4 | Well, I love England, but it has a lot of calories and it's, I think it's, I don't know. I always feel drunk or when I drink draft. |
| 2:49.4 | I don't even know if that's just my imagination, but it seems to have more alcohol kind of, but England flight. They're trying to be like my culture or are, you know, a later. |
| 2:58.4 | 2.6 carbs. Fine. 95 calories. Fine. 4.2 alcohol. Fine for day drinking. A wonderful product. Well, you can't, can't get into, I can't get into real England in the day. It's like Santa. |
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