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Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart, or the easily offended.

The explicit tag is there for a reason.

Recording live from Glory Hole Studios in Chicago, this is Cognitive Disnance.

Every episode we blast anyone who gets in our way, we bring critical thinking, skepticism,

and irreverence.

To any topic that makes the news, makes it big or makes us mad.

It's skeptical.

It's political.

And there is no welcome at this episode, 487 of Cognitive Disnance.

I can't remember, are there tickets still available to citation needed live?

Would you tell me?

No, they're just flying off the shelves though, literally flying off the shelf.

There's no shelf.

They're like flying toasters off the shelf.

They're just very relevant.

You should buy some.

That's what I'm saying.

We'll be talking about something archaic like a flying to host.

A couple of the essays done already and they are going to be great.

There's a couple of things that we're doing that are going to be really funny.

You want to go, it's two full shows, two episodes a piece that are different.

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