Episode 485- The Mummy (2017)

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Movie, Comedy, Film, Film Reviews, Tv & Film, Podcast, Horror

4.7 • 635 Ratings

🗓️ 29 July 2024

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

In this week's episode, we're making lemonade out of Xenu with the 2017 Tom Cruise reboot of "The Mummy." Uuuuunnngggghhhh. Special topics for your consideration include: what happens when Tom Cruise ceases to be charming, being mad at the Dark Universe while having only a very cursory understanding of what it is, pity for Jake Johnson, more Law & Order alums, and some mummies, zombies, action sequences that manage to be deeply boring, and unfathomable romance (this fucker has it all).

Haha Tom Cruise sucks. He was also in Episode 76, titled "????" from when we used to remember to do April Fool's episodes (it's "Days of Thunder" which is actually a great movie and don't let anyone tell you otherwise) and Episode 190- "Interview with the Vampire."

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0:00.0	Good morning from my deep and abiding sadness at having to watch this movie.
0:20.6	That's my first note.
0:22.5	Oh, buddy.
0:23.4	Yeah.
0:25.9	What the fuck, Alan?
0:28.0	My first note is, whoops, sorry about your dark universe.
0:32.3	Oh, God.
0:34.3	Um, so, to my knowledge, we are the only movie review podcast out there.
0:42.3	As far as I know.
0:43.1	If I were going to start another one that would be way more successful and popular than ours, I might call it, how did this get made?
0:49.3	That's an interesting thought.
0:51.1	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:52.4	My question to you, Alan.
0:53.9	Yeah. Why did this get made?
0:58.5	So the only thing I can think is that Marvel movies were reigning fucking supreme at this point in time.
1:07.2	It's 2017. Yeah, yeah. So Marvel movies are like owning everything.
1:12.0	No longer the case because they literally shit the bed.
1:14.6	Oh, really?
1:15.1	They're not good anymore?
1:16.0	I mean, not good.
1:16.9	I don't mean good, but I mean making Brazilians of dollars.
1:19.5	So they started like underpaying and underfunding their CGI departments.
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