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DYNAMIC BANTER! with Mike & Steve

Episode 484 - Do A Job And You'll Never Go Well A Day In Your Life

DYNAMIC BANTER! with Mike & Steve

Headgum and Dynamic Banter

Comedy, Recap, Culture, Movies, Steve Zaragoza, Commentary, Comedians, Friends, Tv & Film, Mike Falzone, Society & Culture, Dynamic Banter, Cloverfield

52.3K Ratings

🗓️ 19 September 2025

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

The boys discuss buying condoms, Steve's new business idea, taboo adult topics, caffeine pouch for mouth, poop storage, and everything has consequences.

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0:00.0

This is a Headgum podcast.

0:07.4

Dynamic better.

0:10.0

I can see we're going to do bets and have so fun.

0:12.6

Dynamic better.

0:14.7

Buck and horn.

0:15.8

And make it good.

0:17.0

Dramatic better.

0:19.0

Don't forget the history road. Dynamic better.

0:22.6

Stop to shut up.

0:23.6

It's not so.

0:25.6

What a fucking wild world, Mike.

0:31.6

Surrounded returns to world famous Hollywood improv on the third or whatever the first Friday of October is

0:40.4

and that's going to be fucking awesome third of October and just opening up my calendar third is right

0:46.8

and I was right and then on the 22nd which is Wednesday I'll be doing surrounded in New York

0:53.7

City so come to me in New

0:54.9

York City I should be there a week then we're going on vacation dude I'm going up to

0:58.5

Maine oh fuck yeah Maine in the fall what's in Maine James you've been there I bet you're

1:05.6

up guys kind of out on that place at the moment oh yeah I mean I mean I love it. Great. Hey guys, welcome to the show.

1:14.5

Mike, I'm excited about all your shows. Me too, man. Thank you. I love seeing you out in

1:19.3

a boot and meeting the people and you look so happy on stage. You look happier than I ever

1:24.4

see you ever. It's the happiest place I've ever been ever. Dude, I was at the comedy store last night. Yes. I was at the comedy store last night and I fucking ripped and it was so much fun. Nice, brother. I took a guy's leather jacket and he was such a cool looking guy in the front row and I took his leather jacket and I was like, what size is this? And he said medium and I was like, all right, I'll give it a shot. Oh, man. This is a double XL. Did you really do that? Yes. How did that go? It was like somebody who was mostly out of a straight jacket. I look like, I look like five minutes before Houdini was done doing what he was done.

2:03.6

That's good. And was that filmed for the content machine?

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