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Talkin' Sh*t with Eddie Ifft

Episode 482: "Quit Comedy" with Nick McQuick

Talkin' Sh*t with Eddie Ifft

Eddie Ifft

Star, Banned, Up, Comic, Maron, Censored, Comedy, Carolla, Celebrities, Stand, Wtf, Hilarious, Ifft, Eddie, Comedians, Porn, Celebrity

4.81.8K Ratings

🗓️ 20 October 2016

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey everybody it's Eddie Yifth here and we're about to start the show

0:03.7

It's gonna be an interesting show. I'm in Edmonton, Canada right now and I don't know how I'm about to do this I might do part of the show myself and then bring on a guest. I might just bring the guest on.

0:17.0

I don't know. But before we start the show, I have a giant announcement.

0:23.0

Our little boy, Jason, the Hour of Power,

0:29.0

the Pontif, the Talent, the, what other nicknames, the Fat cunt, the, there were so many names for Jason over the last, I don't know, how long have we been doing this, five, six years?

0:45.0

Well, our little boy is now a man.

0:51.0

Jason, our, I want to announce to all of you, is now the father of a 9 pound 2 ounce.

0:58.4

Of course it's a big baby, came from a big man. 9 pound 2 ounce, James Happy Hour.

1:06.0

I don't know what his middle name is,

1:08.0

but we're going to call him Happy Hour from now on.

1:10.0

Jason and his wife, Milan, had a baby yesterday.

1:14.0

The baby's healthy, the wife's doing good,

1:16.0

and Jason is really creepy.

1:20.0

I've been talking to him.

1:22.0

He's been telling me all the things I shouldn't know about

1:26.1

I things I know about delivery and pregnancy but I don't want to know

1:30.9

But he's been telling me them.

1:33.4

So he texts me all these gross things that happened,

1:38.1

and I'm like, why?

1:40.4

But that's Jason for you.

1:42.0

So we're gonna see in the upcoming days how good of a father he is I have a feeling initially he's going to be amazing

1:48.0

It's the it's the long haul I want to know if he has the endurance for it. It's not an easy job as a lot of you know and I know myself,

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