Episode 481 - Ugg And Zugg In the Morning

Cox n' Crendor Show

Wowcrendor, Crendor, Show, Comedy, Fun, Society & Culture, News & Politics, Philosophy, Cox, Silly, Morning, Jesse

4.9 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 6 October 2025

⏱️ 62 minutes

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0:00.0	Today's episode is brought you by Green Chef.
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0:05.3	Also today we're brought you by Monarch Money.
0:07.4	Hey, get on top of your finances, y'all.
0:09.8	That's important.
0:11.1	Let's jump to this podcast.
0:14.5	Hello, everybody.
0:15.9	It's time for Ghost and Trent Dog.
0:18.4	Let's see Trend Dog in the morning.
0:20.4	In the morning. In the morning. Podcasting live, live, live, live, live, live. Before our recording studio, recording. Recording. Wait your ass up. It's up. Get your ass up. It's up. Ha, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, dren, a morning. Hello, everybody in an episode of guys and Crenner in the morning
0:42.3	Hello, greetings
0:44.6	Hello, greetings hello, you know I don't I still don't like greetings it still either sounds like a robot and or 17th century lord neither of which you are
0:56.3	I mean you don't know I'm not a 17th century lord you're like a robot and or 17th century lord neither of which you are i mean you don't know i'm not a 17th century lord you're like we're like an isaqa or whatever that is you went from the 17th century to
1:01.9	modern day no i'm just some time traveler oh it's uh from the 17th century or have you been back to the 17th
1:09.7	century i'm trying to establish your lore.
1:11.7	I didn't think it this far. I can tell. I'm trying to give you an out here and you're like, no, no, I'm in. No, I'm out. I'm not. All right. Well, give me. Okay. I wasn't aware it was easy as that. You could just say I'm out. I just like saying greetings.
1:27.9	I also think I like the humor in it now as well because we've established how wild it is. That is weird. Yeah. Greetings. Say greetings is. Greetings. Unless you're like a Klingon or something like from a different world. I don't know. Greetings is weird. It is just weird. It is weird. because when you think about it, it's like you don't go up to somebody you just,
1:48.0	but, I don't know. Greetings is weird. It is just weird. It is weird. It's when you think about it,
1:46.1	it's like you don't go up to somebody you just met and go like, greetings. They'll be like what?
1:51.1	But you also don't go to like numerous other plates. Like even the grocery store, they'd be like,
1:57.2	uh, hey, uh, checking out, whatever. And you'd be like, greetings, I am.
2:02.1	Although the people at the front, like the elderly people or whatever at a Walmart, are called greeters.
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