And this is from that article.

So it's like a party report thing.

And this one is about Alan Dershowitz's parties on the vineyard.

So it says, where?

At his Martha's Vineyard Home.

Table seats, 12.

I like large parties, but my wife, Carolyn Cohen, prefers more intimate parties with six couples.

That's the one thing we argue about.

Guest list.

Harvey Weinstein, William Styron, Larry and Lori David.

Quote, Larry's from Brooklyn.

Sometimes we'll have theme parties where everyone's from Brooklyn.

Is that a theme?

Just like we invited only people from Brooklyn. That's not a theme. No, that's racism. The theme is like, it's Halloween. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I agree. Guest qualifications, quote, I rarely invite my academic colleagues, says Dershowitz. Most of them don't make good dinner guests. Yeah, because they probably all fucking hate you because you're so fucking annoying. Guest testimony, quote, Allen's guests are creative,

interesting intellects, not necessarily intellectuals. That's an amazing thing to say. But witty or wise

or profound or comic, says one guess. what bedazzles at allan's parties is not the jewelry

but the conversation that issues from their lips seating arrangements one time we had yo yo-yo ma

well okay that motherfucker will go to anything you go to anything literally we could get yo-yo ma right. I would get Yo-Yo Ma on the podcast in two seconds flat. I'm telling you. You just, all you need is a fucking fee. Yeah. I'm paid for that one. Seated him next to this federal judge. Who would have thought it? But Yo-Yo and judge, have become really good friends.

I mean, none of that is surprising to me.

Yeah, I know.

But I think one thing that I want listeners to note there,

and as much as this may pain some of you,

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