Episode 480 - Here's What I'm Thinking Happening

DYNAMIC BANTER! with Mike & Steve

Headgum and Dynamic Banter

Comedy, Recap, Culture, Movies, Steve Zaragoza, Commentary, Comedians, Friends, Tv & Film, Mike Falzone, Society & Culture, Dynamic Banter, Cloverfield

5 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 22 August 2025

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Mike, Steve and James discuss a new business proposal that will rival Labubu, Mike shares about a new documentary he just watched, McDonaldland characters are back, advertising unhealthy food to children! Heather stops by, A Republican speaker is trolled at a University event, and YOUR History Roads!

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0:00.0	This is a Headgum podcast.
0:07.4	Dynamic better.
0:10.0	I can see we're going to do bets and have so fun.
0:12.6	Dynamic better.
0:14.7	I'm going to horn.
0:15.8	And make it good.
0:17.0	Dramatic better.
0:19.0	Don't forget the history road. Dynamic better. Stop to shut up! It's not sold. Oh, yeah, I ate a burrito. Oh, yeah, it was pretty neato.
0:42.5	It's hot as fuck in the valley.
0:45.3	It's 90 degrees.
0:48.0	Give me some addie so I can fucking feel my knees.
0:52.8	Oh, gonna scrape my knee on the sidewalk
0:56.0	cause it's too hot.
0:57.0	Gonna suck a cock
0:59.0	at 9 o'clock.
1:01.0	Oh.
1:02.0	And I'm feeling the pressure because I gotta do it right.
1:05.0	If you don't suck a dick right,
1:07.0	you're gonna be a bad boy.
1:10.0	Uh. Then you're known as the guy that don't suck dick the right way
1:15.1	uh because it's too fucking hot in the valley oh god guys welcome to DB.
1:29.0	That's the, um, what is that, an acronym?
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