Oh, Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Good morning and welcome to BP in the a.m. I'm Regis Botwin.

And I'm Kelly Bunyipa. We hope your morning is nice and mysterious already.

I gotta tell you Kelly I had a cup of the yellow. We hope your morning is nice and mysterious already.

I gotta tell you, Kelly, I had a cup of the unknown already this morning,

and I have to say, I feel great!

Oh Reed, you're too much!

Boy, we do have a great spooky show for you though.

Boy, we sure do.

I gotta tell you, it was tough getting here today.

Traffic was a mess.

Oh.

It took forever because they closed the Atllov Pass for who knows what.

Oh no and I'll bet that was a Jersey devil of a time.

You just sit in traffic and the time slips away, huh, Reage?

Well, it's okay because we have some great segments for you today.

Later in the show, we have our very own Mad Chef Rasputin, who will be showing us the recipe

for his favorite dessert, death by chocolate, bullets, poison, and ultimately drowning cake.

Oh, I hear it's to die for.

Almost, almost.

Well, we'll see what the boys in the GMO labs are cooking up for us. A nice juicy protein

recombinant beef patty smothered in low cow cheese made right in the lab and

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