Episode #48: Nick Swardson, comedian, writer and actor joins Josh

Tell Me Something Good w/Josh Wolf

Josh Wolf

Comedy

4.9 • 851 Ratings

🗓️ 9 June 2016

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Nick Swardson, actor, comedian and writer joins Josh on this episode of Fairly Normal. Nick talks about letting squirrels walk all over him, what Prince meant to the people of Minnesota, his extreme style of comedy and much, much more. Dude is hysterical. Check it out.

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0:00.0	Mark Merin did that to me. It's really funny. It's on right now.
0:03.0	That's really funny. Mark Merin Meles to me.
0:05.0	Oh, it's on? With one finger or two?
0:07.0	78.
0:08.0	He's got 78 fingers.
0:09.0	He's a fucking alien.
0:10.0	Holy shit.
0:11.0	Ah, Nick Swarson, everybody.
0:12.0	Hi, everybody Wharton everybody. Hi everybody, good crowd.
0:14.0	Hey, listen,
0:15.0	I forgot to tell you on my way in, uh, I hate squirrels.
0:20.0	Really?
0:21.0	You have a very aggressive squirrel. I think it's just me by the way. I love squirrels. Do you?
0:26.1	Squirrels seem to follow me, taunt me, they charge at me. Is it your hair? Do you have a squirrel ask? Yeah. You have a
0:35.3	squirly little mull. I'm half mullet right now. You have a squirtlet.
0:40.0	I've I've gone half mullet for I would say I've gone half mullet for a large portion of my life
0:50.1	not fashion wise pure laziness right okay.
0:55.0	Pure like I I started wearing hats when I was like 13 because this is funny.
1:02.6	You know the things that your parents were allowed to say to you back then,
1:05.6	you could never say to your kids now.
1:07.0	Right.
1:08.0	I was walking, my dad was walking through the kitchen
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