The Brighter Side is brought to you by Audible.com. Go to Audiblerial.com slash Brighterside for your free trial. So in the bright side, you got to be on the bright side.

So in Greece, you said? Where is this?

Greece, they do it.

You can read someone's fortune on a coffee cup.

On a coffee cup.

Because they have the grounds.

Have you read Turkish coffee or like Greek coffee where it's like that's like mush at the bottom?

So when you turn it over, it spills and creates like a pattern.

And when you flip it back up, the patterns have symbols in them.

And then the symbols have, like, so are supposed to, like, tell your fortune. Now, do I have to be in Greece with nice coffee or can I go to Dunkin' Donuts? You've got to have Greek coffee. And you've got to get, like, you know, an old Greek bitch to do it for you. Oh, I got to find that Greek bitch. Welcome to the brighter side. We're in Queens, baby.

They're everywhere.

I want to go to Queens and find someone who will do it.

Oh, let's do it.

Greek lady.

I don't know if that's supposed to break a plate after that.

You could just be making up a language.

I have no idea.

Welcome to the brighter side of fortune tell.

Hello.

Well, that was Mateo in his beautiful tunes. Welcome back, buddy. Glad you're back. Thank you. No angry lesbians here today. No angry lesbians here. I promise. Thank you. I promise. We'll keep them out of here. I raise Buffalo. You know, I was like, get out of here.

We also have Ed's mommy in here.

My mother. I'm out of here. I raise Buffalo. You know, I was like, get out of here. We also have Ed's mommy in here.

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