Episode 48 - Can I Borrow Your Timeshare?

Ross Patterson Revolution!

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4.9 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 25 May 2017

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Ross and Jessie rant on the oddness of owning a "timeshare", possible plot lines for Top Gun 2 which was just announced, and Jables meltdown over losing electricity. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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0:00.0	Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross!
0:07.0	Patterson Revolution! Evolution!
0:15.0	Oh, Sally!
0:20.0	Oh, Sally. Sally.
0:23.0	What the fuck?
0:24.0	Sorry, I'm warming up.
0:26.0	Oh, are we, we're recording.
0:28.0	That's a setting warm up, huh?
0:31.0	A lot of people don't know that. Oh Sally. Oh Sally. Oh no. Who brought this whole Greek
0:40.2	salad with chicken over to my Sally.
0:44.7	Oh Sally.
0:46.7	That's my whole, that's my entire vocal warm up from A to B.
0:50.6	We just started.
0:52.2	Now I just released my secret to the world.
0:55.0	So it starts with Oh, Sally.
0:57.0	Right.
0:58.0	In a very orgasmic low tone.
1:02.0	Sure. And then I go to oh Sally I ordered the whole Greek salad with chicken no we heard oh it's from Panera. And then that keeps going.
1:14.7	Yeah, we heard.
1:15.7	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:16.3	And then I usually have one more, like a series of like,
1:19.9	that goes on for, I want to say, 55 minutes.
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