4.8 • 658 Ratings
🗓️ 19 April 2017
⏱️ 66 minutes
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0:00.0 | This is a headgum podcast. |
0:04.5 | I don't really care about selfies at all, or I have no opinion on them. |
0:10.2 | But I do wish I could get someone to show me, just to teach me how to use a phone in a way that doesn't make me look like the fattest, oldest idiot. |
0:21.5 | You know what I'm talking about? |
0:25.2 | Yeah. |
0:26.0 | Like when you're... |
0:26.6 | Yeah, just a little less fat, old, and dumb would be good. |
0:31.2 | Just what angle do I need to hold the phone at so that I don't look like I have 12 |
0:36.2 | chins so that my mom doesn't ask me how tired I am |
0:39.3 | when I FaceTime her. |
0:40.9 | Are you getting enough sleep? |
0:42.7 | It doesn't look like you're getting enough sleep. |
0:44.7 | I'm fine, mother. |
0:46.5 | Why do you question my being? |
0:51.3 | It is weird that I feel like FaceTime is one of those technologies that skipped a generation. |
0:56.9 | Yes. |
0:57.5 | Like more parents FaceTime than children do. |
1:00.3 | I think it's because we're all just self-conscious about it to a degree. |
1:03.1 | And parents are just like, you know, like, I want to see your flesh. |
1:06.7 | I want to see my baby's eyes. |
1:09.0 | It's like, yeah, it's like it skipped our generation. |
1:11.8 | Like my parents, nothing is good enough except for FaceTime. |
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