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Got classic two seasons on Netflix.

If you haven't seen it, you must be living under a rock because I'm in shock. So in case you don't know what we're talking about, we're talking about the one and only. Motherfucking, mow in the building! Because I just thought about it, because I'm looking at the cocaine section that we got over there. Cocaine section. That's Colombian right there. And we got, where's Mr. Lee, Dominican? Can you point out the Scarface accent. Are we good if ICE run up in here right now? Probably not. I'm good. I got my paper. Honestly, I've been through enough at this point. Then I'd be like, but I'll just roll with the punches at this point. I'm like, whenever I get out, this is going to be a hot 20 minutes of stand-up. It's how I think about shit. So is it true that you didn't get your papers for 20 years? That's absolutely true. So how does that work? How do you navigate being in this country without papers? Because I'm going to give you my London story. I like your London story. Jesus. Well, the thing is, is that you, you know, I was documented. It wasn't undocumented. So the way you do is you file for asylum and the asylum proceedings take quite some time. So before I even have my asylum granted, it took 10 years. And people think like when you get your asylum granted, you become a citizen. Well, no, it's not the case. You get your asylum granted. You wait five years to get your green card. And once you get your asylum granted you become a citizen well no it's not the case you get your asylum granted you wait five years to get your green card and once you get

your green card you have to wait four years and nine months before you apply for citizenship so in

totality it took me almost 20 years are you just shy of 20 years so let me ask you then this is out

of stupidity no it's fine does that happen for for everybody getting their citizenship, or does the guy from Scotland get his in six months?

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