Episode 477: Miscarriage of Justice

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 July 2019

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

AOC calls out Ivanka Trump's G20 Summit blunder John Roberts pulls out the thesaurus for one of Trump's nearly 11,000 lies - The Washington Post Christian activist: Sin is to blame for extreme weather, not climate change – DeadState Imam of Peace Judge orders doctors to give Jehovah's Witness girl blood transfusion against her parents' wishes | The Independent Alabama Woman Who Was Shot While Pregnant Is Charged in Fetus's Death - The New York Times Republicans are a threat to the sanctity of marriage — Case in point: Duncan Hunter – DeadState 'God Doesn't Pander to the Lawless': Chris McDonald Says Detained Immigrants Are Not Entitled to Soap or Toothpaste | Right Wing Watch Donald Trump Jr. Gets Slammed Over Birtherism Bot Attack On Kamala Harris | HuffPost Fox host Tucker Carlson defends North Korean regime: 'Leading a country means killing people' | The Independent

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0:00.0	This episode of Cognitive Disnance is brought to you by our patrons, you fucking rock.
0:07.0	Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart, or the easily offended.
0:15.0	The explicit tag is there for a reason.
0:31.0	Recording live from Glory Holes Studios in Chicago, this is Cognitive Disnance.
0:44.0	Every episode we blast anyone who gets in our way, we bring critical thinking, skepticism, and irreverence.
0:51.0	To my topic that makes the news, makes it big or makes us mad.
0:56.0	It's skeptical, it's political, and there are no toothbrushes or soap.
1:02.0	None of this is children.
1:04.0	This has said, except so, 477.
1:09.0	That is four kids.
1:11.0	And I brushed my teeth today.
1:13.0	I love the things that we're punishing them with.
1:16.0	Right.
1:17.0	It felt like when you were a kid, brush your teeth and go to bed.
1:20.0	It felt like the punishment.
1:22.0	And now, if only they could do that.
1:24.0	My kids would thrive in a detention set.
1:27.0	My kids would love.
1:29.0	They basically treat themselves like they're in a detention set at all times.
1:34.0	They're filthy, they won't brush their teeth.
1:36.0	You have to arm wrestle a fucking kid just to scrape the dirt off these fuckers.
1:41.0	I don't even know what we're complaining about.
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