Episode 476- Freddy vs. Jason (2003)

Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast

Werewolf Ambulance

Movie, Comedy, Film, Film Reviews, Tv & Film, Podcast, Horror

4.7 • 635 Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2024

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

In this week's episode, we're visiting arguably one of the worst eras of horror with the 2003 crossover movie "Freddy vs. Jason." Special topics for your consideration include: a new patron saint of Werewolf Ambulance, quibbling with a quippy villain, stupid characters being utterly unable to fly under the radar, Jason's regrets when he thinks about his past, and another absolutely lovely voicemail.

My god, we've done so many of these movies. Friday the 13th: Episodes 32,117,141, 259, 277, and 449. A Nightmare on Elm Street: 4, 121, 242, 337, and 362. Knock yerselves out.

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0:00.0	Welcome to my world.
0:18.5	Bitch.
0:20.6	Wow. Okay. Wow.
0:21.8	Okay, so is that a hat tip to D. Snyder Strangeland?
0:25.1	Because I think they loved that line as much as you did.
0:30.8	This movie, what this movie presupposes is that you could put that line in a film two times.
0:36.9	Twice.
0:37.8	Now, here's another question I have.
0:39.5	Do you think that when they were editing and they saw it the second time, they were like,
0:43.7	fuck?
0:45.4	Right after they went, there's not a lot of Freddy versus Jason in this.
0:50.3	Contrary to that, I think there's a lot of Freddy versus Jason.
0:53.9	There's a lot of Jason works for Freddy, which I guess would not have been as good of a title.
0:58.8	No.
0:59.5	Jason gets hired as an independent contractor that we really should have been a W-2 employee based on his hours and wages.
1:04.4	Listen, one thing that you find when you Google, Freddie versus Jason is, why, you know know it's like the other questions people ask sure
1:13.5	why did Freddie and Jason fight oh god if this has just been like Freddy fucks Jason
1:20.1	consensually consensually yeah yeah Jason's not real into sex. Jason looks like shit in this movie.
1:29.1	This is the dukiest he's ever looked.
1:31.2	And there's a movie where he straight up looks like dukey.
1:33.9	Yeah.
1:34.2	New York City?
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