Episode 475: Gossip Not Policy

Abe Lincoln's Top Hat

The Last Podcast Network

Comedy, Politics, Society & Culture, Last Podcast Network, News, Ben Kissel, Fernando Perez Leon, Travis Irvine

4.8 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 16 January 2020

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Ben and Travis discuss the impeachment moving to the Senate, the claims of sexism leveled against Bernie Sanders and they rank the winners and losers of the democratic debate.. Follow Abe Lincoln's Top Hat on Spotify to get new episodes as soon as they come out. Check out Ben's documentary Hail Yourself America! $5 to stream or download and patriotic to boot. HailYourselfAmerica.com

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0:00.0	Hey, what's up everyone Ben Kitzel here with exciting news about Spotify download the Spotify app today
0:05.5	And you can listen for free on Spotify. You can download episodes with a free account and all LPN episodes are already
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0:30.0	It's Abe Lincoln's top hat hosted by Ben Kitzel
0:36.0	Boom, we can't get fooled again. Hey, what's up everyone? How you doing Ben Kitzel? You're hanging out with Travis Morningstar. How you doing Travis?
0:42.8	Hey, so is Bloomberg's campaign is that like a money laundering scheme or something because could be I don't really understand what's happening last night during the debate
0:52.1	He his team tweeted out that he can fit 9D batteries in his mouth
0:57.1	Well, it's better than it's him fitting 9D batteries somewhere else. This is which I'm sure he can also do this
1:02.2	These are real tweets that I mean he his team was actually tweeting like basically copy and pasting Chuck Norris jokes
1:09.3	Right onto his onto his campaign Twitter. Well, he's hit. He's cool Chuck Norris jokes
1:14.3	Those are what everyone is thinking right now. That's the epitome of comedy. Yeah, so I mean I here
1:19.1	I'm actually gonna write some additional tweets for Mike Bloomberg 2020 all right
1:24.5	So here's some drafts you guys can use in the Bloomberg team great
1:29.2	Bloomberg uses ribbed condoms inside out so he gets the pleasure. Oh God. It's so disgusting
1:34.9	I never want to think about that whatsoever, but thank you for planting that image in my mind Bloomberg sheds his skin twice a year
1:43.0	I do believe that's true
1:45.0	In the in an average living room there are
1:48.2	1242 objects that Michael Bloomberg could use to kill you including the room itself
1:53.7	All right there you go
1:55.7	H. H. H. Holmes is running for president everybody Michael Bloomberg of course one of the things that no one talks about
2:01.8	Regarding Uber here in New York and of course we're gonna get to the Democratic debate here in a second also Andrew Yang picked up a big
2:07.6	Indoor spent we're gonna talk a little bit about Jay Z
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