Episode 474: Essentially Harmless

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 June 2019

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

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0:00.0	This episode of Cognitive Disnance is brought to you by our patrons, you fucking rock.
0:07.0	Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart, or the easily offended.
0:15.0	The explicit tag is there for a reason.
0:30.0	Recording live from Gloryl Studios in Chicago, this is Cognitive Disnance.
0:45.0	Every episode we blast anyone who gets in our way, we bring critical thinking, skepticism,
0:50.0	and irreverence.
0:52.0	Do any topic that makes the news, makes it big, or makes us mad?
0:56.0	It's skeptical, it's political, and there is no welcome at this episode, 474 of Cognitive Disnance and Cecil.
1:07.0	I have a secret plan to make this the best episode ever.
1:13.0	Now it's been signed by myself and Mexico. I would show it to you.
1:17.0	Can you just hold it up to the light so we can take a photograph of it and I can see exactly what's in it.
1:21.0	I know, Washington Post.
1:23.0	Okay, so that's the fucking best.
1:25.0	So Idiot S. Trump has a secret fucking plan.
1:28.0	Secret.
1:29.0	And like you do with secret plans, first of all, secret plans are almost never real plans, right?
1:34.0	Nixon had a secret plan to end the war in Vietnam.
1:37.0	Then we elected him for his secret plan to end the war in Vietnam and he escalated the war in Vietnam.
1:42.0	There was no plan.
1:44.0	Nobody with a secret plan ever has a plan.
1:47.0	They don't have a plan, but they want your confidence anyway.
1:50.0	Yeah.
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