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I couldn't hear a ham horn, but I felt like there was.

Oh there is. You know there's a fucking ham horn in here, my dude.

Of course, you gotta come in strong, I feel like I'm a guest on the show now, which is a weird vibe, but I kind of like it.

That is not true. Matt, there is always a seat for you whenever you want to give up a multi-million dollar coffee company

that doesn't have a board of directors. Come on back!

Well that's why I'm here because I love you.

I think still you should just find somebody on the street and say, here are all my shares in black rifle.

And what I'm really meant to do is be on a podcast with my best friends forever.

Right, and I totally agree with that. And the one problem is the only reason I'm on the board of directors is because I have high cheekbones.

I literally contribute nothing in an electric business, so why?

No, it's funny though. Somebody said look, Matt's the face of the brand, I get it. And I'm like, yeah, yeah.

And you should see what he does on the weekends in a fucking four by four.

Like you gotta keep that face good, my man.

Hey, I traded in my razor, so I don't have that one anymore. I'm gonna go get a four-seater, I'm gonna dad it down a little bit after you know, driving too fast in that thing.

So the razor is gone. Like we're out of there with the razor?

Yeah, I traded it in. I'm gonna get like a four-seater so I can go down and take the pups down to the river and you know, play some music.

A little more chill, I don't need a race car.

Good, because I want you to look at Kevin Hart's Crash photos when we get off this podcast.

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