I'm Matthew and I'm Molly and this is spilled milk the show where we cook something

delicious eat it all and you can't have any today we are talking about

custard I think I'm excited about this. We've done

episodes before where I didn't know much about the topic but this is one where

like you said custard and I'm like oh custard yeah everyone knows custard and then like I

realized the massive gaping abyss at the center of my knowledge. Well here's the thing

Matthew I think that so we're gonna define custard in a second.

But I think custard.

We're having to define the custard conversation.

Yeah, we are.

Also, have you noticed that custard in general

is just kind of like a gross word and it seems like like

when I was on Wikipedia looking up custard there were pictures with captions like a

bowl of custard and stuff like that and I was like God this

sounds like a really terrible euphemism or it does like baby batter like yeah boy

Yeah, let's just introduce that at the top of the show so that you won't be able to think about anything else for the next 47 minutes

Anyway, so yeah, I also keep finding myself wanting to talk about like, you know,

Colonel Mustard from the game Clue.

Well, I keep wishing his name were Colonel Custard.

Oh, I see.

Yeah, yeah.

Anyway, okay, but what-

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