Hello, Blue Mike, you beautiful bastard.

Yeah. and the geek And welcome

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I think we're going to put that little clip-clip somewhere into the end of this thing.

Great.

No, that's not.

I was off the record, John Borson.

I'm with me.

Aaron Gleavenman at the athletic.com.

Hi, everybody.

It's Sunday, right?

It's Sunday?

I'm not great at knowing days anyway because I work from home, but now... And we spent the whole month of February or the whole time of spring training, kind of complaining about the same thing. Same thing. We don't ever know what day it is. But now it's the same way. I'm learning, because, look, from my standpoint, I've been working from home for, I think 16 years for about 99% of that time, except for a spare week here, there, or a couple weeks here, there.

But I guess I realize now that I rely on the world to tell me what day it is, and now that the world isn't so much good at doing that, it's like, now I have no idea.

Because now, like, Becky's just home. So it's like, is today Tuesday or Sunday? I have no idea. Like, I can only judge by, like, if she's wearing her good sweatpants or her bad sweatpants at this point. Does she change which sweatpants are based on the week or a weekend? Well, so the first day she was home. Yeah. This is the free episode, too. Yes, there's a free episode, yes. Hi, honey. You looked great in your sweatpants either way. The first day she was home from work, she works at a big, big corporation, gets dressed up to go every day, all that. First day she was home, took the gleaming approach, which is just sweatpants sweatshirt hoodie whatever uh but

then she had all these zoom calls like these big conference calls and then uh she goes oh no they're doing

video for everyone and she's like uh i didn't do my makeup i didn't blah blah blah day two and day three

full makeup shower does her hair puts on like a nice shirt, blah, blah, blah, blah.

As if she's going to work.

Yes.

As I joked on Twitter, I haven't worn pants without a drawstring in them more than like six times in the last 15 years.

So I'm like, I don't understand.

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