Hey, welcome, everyone. This is 372 pages. We'll never get back. I am Michael J. Nelson.

Connor is here, too. Good is here too. Good morning,

Connor. Good morning, Mike. I've just got my web browser up to a news site. I've got a headline

for you. Oh, goodness. Right out of the gate. Coming in hot with fresh news. Is this a hot take?

It is news. It's not a hot take, but it's a hot decision some guy made. This was sent to us on Twitter by Layton, who is a computational biologist in plant pathology. And he sent us, so, so, yes, steal your expectations. I guess they do that thing. Based on that title. And so the headline that the plant biologist sent us,

crotch tattoo ruining UK dude sex life.

A UK bartender was 16 when he got a tattoo of the vacuum cleaner Henry the Hoover on his genitals.

Oh my.

So Lewis Flint is now 21 and regrets that bad decision as it's ruining his sex life.

And this is on some... Well, that went a completely different direction.

I assumed it was the Albanian flag that was going to be ruining sex life.

So this is the vacuum that makes

Alicia smile every time she sees it because it's a

smiling wet dry vac with the vacuuming

implement the hose as his nose.

So they don't show the whole tattoo.

They just sort of show him pulling his pants down

for the eyes to peek over, but you must assume.

Yes.

So this is on some site called US.tomonews.com, which, you know, I, of course, I had to Google.

Subsidiary of facts king.

Yes, exactly.

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