4.8 • 964 Ratings
🗓️ 19 August 2020
⏱️ 73 minutes
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0:00.0 | Some days are terrible. You wish that you were dead and some days are magical like |
0:06.8 | great banana bread. Someday we'll be friends with the voices in our heads the voices in our heads |
0:16.4 | our heads |
0:18.6 | han an an a p p p-a-a-a-a-a |
0:22.0 | p-a-g-a-b-f-hmm hi guys how you doing |
0:25.1 | Welcome to the voices in our heads. I'm Christina |
0:27.8 | I'm so glad you didn't kill yourself this week. Oh boy, tensions is high, or it's just me, and I'm |
0:37.4 | looking at the internet too much, is probably that. And it's probably also, tensions is high I fucking man |
0:44.9 | HBO Max sent me this thing this box of snacks in this thing to post on my |
0:51.4 | Instagram to promote their stand-up this thing tonight |
0:55.0 | tonight. |
0:56.0 | This is not a paid promotion, trust me. |
0:59.0 | If it was, I would owe them money. |
1:01.0 | And they sent me a box of snacks, and they're like, |
1:04.0 | OK, August 18 at 10 PM, but like, |
1:06.0 | we expect everybody who gets a box of snacks |
1:07.6 | to be posting it on their social media. |
1:09.2 | And I was like, OK, and then last night I got stoned as hell, |
1:11.6 | like I do. And I ate all the snacks and I forgot to take a picture of it. |
1:17.6 | Sorry HBO. Oh everything is going to shit. I will say something that has kept me sane this |
1:27.6 | past week is Kevin got his balls cut off, he got his balls cut off and he got a hernia repaired little hernia |
1:38.0 | was a little bump in his belly and then he got eight fangs pulled out of them. |
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