Welcome to the Dinner Party Download.

This is your icebreaker.

So this is possibly the worst joke I've ever heard,

and will be the worst joke I've ever told.

What did the snowboarders say before he died?

Check this out!

I'm Brendan Francis Nuneum.

I'm Rico Galliano and from American Public Media.

This is the Dinner Party Download, the show that helps you win your next dinner party.

Our icebreaker this week came from comic Rebecca Adelman.

She's big in Canada, set to become big here.

All right.

That's what she tells me. I'll take her word for it, even though I've never met her.

Coming up, actor Paul Dano's salty fetish, pre-reclined seats, the classic new Coke story, a B.O. Food Joint and a first aid kit that gives you goosebumps.

But first, time for small talk.

So, Brendan, this week was all about things exploding, if you ask me.

Steve Jobs blew his top after an employee accidentally left a secret iPhone prototype in a bar.

I hope that was a great martini, man.

Goldman Sachs profits exploded.

They are up 90%.

As did any sense of, like, decency.

Yeah.

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