Episode 47: Muddlin' Midgets

The Roundtable of Gentlemen

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Talk, Beast, Radio, New, Round, York, Table, Roundtable, Comedy, Loch, Brain, Events, Murderfist, Monster, Kissel, Ben, Kevin, Cryptozoology, Gentlemen, Barnett, Current, Ness

4.9 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2015

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

Midgets! They muddle our mojitos, they muddle our margaritas and they’ve especially muddled this episode of the Round Table. Tune in to hear stories of muddling and more, including Stalin’s Area 51 Retard Plot and the return of your favorite segment and mine, Pedophile Corner! We’ve also got one of our favorites, Louis Katz, sitting in for our boy Eddie this week.

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0:00.0	No dear
0:02.0	Are you playing now?
0:05.0	Yeah, whatever you start you will be
0:07.0	Dear God, if I were a bird I'd be a chicken
0:12.0	And then I could lay my own eggs
0:15.0	And if you could make me a chicken too
0:17.0	I'd be called day just for you
0:20.0	In the name of your eggs
0:22.0	And your feathers
0:24.0	And your fucking what is it?
0:27.0	Cockles, correts, correts
0:29.0	I want red goo
0:31.0	And I could sit on the round table
0:34.0	And I go fucking leg, golden eggs for my boys
0:37.0	And maybe my eggs
0:39.0	And then we have omelets
0:42.0	Thank you God
0:44.0	And the hose you pray, Jackie
0:47.0	You signed your prayer?
0:50.0	That was the best prayer
0:52.0	Fucking post-wrapture round table
0:55.0	We're all here, we're all sinners
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