So Columbia University announced that they're having multiple different graduation ceremonies

divided up by race, ethnicity, and socioeconomic status.

Imagine being so woke that you become a segregationist.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to ruthless.

Democrats are set to take control of the US Senate, House, and the White House.

This will put down as one of those progressive administrations in American history.

Guard willing, everything is on the table.

You now can pass things without a filibuster threat.

Oh, you regret this?

Anybody regret it?

A lot sooner than you think.

You and I have a rendezvous with destiny.

We'll preserve for our children this the last best hope of man on earth.

Or we'll set us them to take the last step into a thousand years of darkness.

Welcome to the variety program.

We have a very big one today.

Very.

Yeah, we, I mean, what's amazing is, I mean, all the things we got

on the various burners going on.

So everyone already knows hack madness is underway.

Hopefully everyone listening to this has already filled out their liberal hack

bracket sheets submitted them.

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