Episode 47 – Crank Yankin’ It

The Jonathon Brandmeier Showcast

Brandmeier Productions, Inc.

Comedy

5 • 843 Ratings

🗓️ 3 May 2021

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

The rental car crisis and possible gas shortage has JB heading to truck driving school, JB is asked to speak at a former mayor’s funeral and Buzz thinks there’s “money to be made” in it, we talk with a bowler who put his father’s ashes in his ball – and bowled a perfect game! Buzz prepares for the end of the world with his new stiletto knife. Plus: we celebrate the return of Jimmy Kimmel’s “Crank Yankers” with Wanda Sykes and David Alan Grier in studio.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Attention, attention, attention, please.
0:07.0	Would all participants of the Jonathan Brandmeyer showcast please report to their stations.
0:14.0	I repeat, would all participants of the Jonathan Brandmeier showcast, please report to their stations.
0:21.8	Checking in.
0:23.3	I repeat, that means all participants must report to the stations immediately.
0:29.3	What?
0:30.8	We have just made an announcement that all participants of the Jonathan Brandmeier show must report to their stations immediately.
0:36.7	Okay, I'm anxious to get here because I want to talk about my new knife collection.
0:46.0	Oh, Johnny.
0:48.5	Oh, Johnny.
0:50.9	Oh, oh.
0:52.9	Where are you, Johnny?
0:56.0	Are you somewhere in the air?
1:01.0	I wish I could see you.
1:05.0	But are you really there?
1:09.0	Oh, Johnny. Oh, Johnny.
1:12.2	Oh, Johnny.
1:14.7	That was the biggest push song I've ever heard.
1:17.4	I'm about to whip in Myers' ass.
1:21.9	Oh, I'm about to whip and my his ass.
1:30.3	He told me that I was a man. Now I'm going to have to smack Johnny's can.
1:32.3	Oh, I'm about to whip in my his ass.
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