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Talkin' Sh*t with Eddie Ifft

Episode 466: "Happy Auer" with Shane Mauss and Lachlan Patterson

Talkin' Sh*t with Eddie Ifft

Eddie Ifft

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4.81.8K Ratings

🗓️ 16 June 2016

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

Eddie Ifft (@eddieifft) and Jason Auer (@jasonauer) are late so Machete starts the show with this week's guest, comedian, Shane Mauss (@shanecomedy) from the "Here We Are" podcast and Talkin' Shit regular, Lachlan Patterson (@lachjaw).

Jason wants to book Norm McDonald, and Shane has the hook up... or not. Another prank on Jason. Was the alligator karma for the gorilla-- the guys discuss the Disney World situation. Stories about Uber and much more.

Visit www.BlueApron.com/ifft for you 2 free meals from our sponsor Blue Apron!

Don't forget - rate and review Talkin' Shit (aka "Talkins Hit") on iTunes or your favorite podcasting service! Follow the show, get merch and listen to previous episodes on www.EddieIfft.com.

Eddie Ifft - @EddieIfft | Facebook
Jason Auer - @JasonAuer
Shane Mauss - @shanecomedy

Lachlan Patterson -@lachjaw
Official Talkin' Shit - @EddieTalkinShit | Facebook

Transcript

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0:00.0

Jason do you want to get two free meals?

0:04.6

Fuck yeah.

0:05.5

All right, all you got to do is go to blue apron.com slash ift.

0:09.5

Now that you're a married man, you're gonna be eating at home a lot you'll see not because you're married

0:15.8

because you have a baby and one of the hardest things to do is going out and

0:19.6

doing all your shopping shopping sucks cooking is not so bad because you're there shopping

0:25.1

sucks so I've done a bunch of them right now and it's amazing because you don't have to measure

0:29.4

anything out it's already pre-measured everything it's just like follow step by step by step and you have this home-cooked meal that is amazing because it's all fresh ingredients like you know how much of a stickler I am about like using good meat and using good chicken and like everything's free range and it's all healthy and it's all good ingredients

0:47.7

The chefs they use you will never get the same thing twice within a year.

0:53.8

Every recipe is different, every year.

0:55.8

So check out this week's menu and you get your two meals free

1:01.2

with free shipping, okay? You're gonna get two meals free with free shipping without

1:08.2

even signing up or nothing by going to blue apron dot com slash ift holy shit guys free to free to Go to Blue Apron.com slash ift and you can live like Jason Hour.

1:25.8

Two free meals on 80 if.

1:27.8

And please, after you try these meals, tweet me, Facebook me, email me at Eddie Talking Shit at gmail

1:37.6

dot com, tell me what you had and if you liked it. So please do that because you will thank me that's blue

1:45.7

apron dot com slash if I f f f t it's also good for overeating you know because

1:51.6

everything's portioned and when I cook on my own from scratch

1:54.4

I'll cook like eight pounds of something rather than you are not a good

1:58.5

spokesperson for overeating go to blue apron.com slash Ift and get yourself two free meals on me.

2:07.0

That's all I do is talk shit.

2:11.0

No doubt.

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