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Spilled Milk

Episode 464: Napkins

Spilled Milk

Molly Wizenberg and Matthew Amster-Burton

Food, Comedy, Arts

4.61.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 November 2020

⏱️ 46 minutes

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0:00.0

I'm Matthew and I'm Molly and this is spilled milk the show where we cook something

0:07.9

delicious eat it all and you can't have any today we are talking about well something that really you can't eat at all which is napkins.

0:17.0

That's true we can eat you can eat with them you can put them on your lap close to your special place. Well and occasionally I don't know like if you're using a

0:29.1

paper napkin you might eat a little bit of it by accident. That's true like sometimes sometimes I will get a little bit of it by accident. That's true.

0:33.0

Like sometimes I will get a little bit of napkin

0:35.7

or paper towel in my mouth

0:37.0

and just feel like, yeah, you know.

0:38.5

It's probably digestible enough.

0:40.3

Whatever. I mean, it's like, you know, how many cupcake

0:42.2

wrappers have you eaten in your life probably more than you would think you like an entire cupcake wrapper without noticing it? No, no, but I do like you know how people like if you're really into cupcakes like my child is she will like

0:55.8

scrape her teeth along the cupcake paper like to get every last crumb off and I guarantee

1:01.8

she's eating some like masticated wads of cupcake

1:05.4

absolutely I thought you were gonna say like if you're really into cupcakes then you're just

1:08.9

gonna like plow like teeth first in and like ask questions later.

1:13.2

I you could I mean worse things have happened way worse things have happened many

1:17.7

yes far worse things have happened than a child eating a cupcake wrapper.

1:22.0

Yeah okay but this is not about cupcake wrapper. Yeah.

1:23.0

Okay, but this is not about cupcake wrappers, this is about napkins.

1:26.0

No, yeah, but I mean, like what if you tried to use napkins as cupcake wrappers?

1:30.4

That would be fine.

1:31.4

Yeah.

1:32.4

Yeah. Let's go down memory lane. What napkins did you grow up with? Okay, so Matthew so the listeners should know that that I did the the bulk of the agenda for this episode and the research the

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