Episode 460: The Anything Goes League

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 March 2019

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

Stories from the Week Rick Wiles Doubles Down: Tom Brady Is Sleeping With the Equivalent of a 'Serial Murderer' | Right Wing Watch2 Southern Baptist Convention: More than 200 ministers, deacons and others have been found guilty of sex abuse, report says George Pell's lawyer says child abuse was 'plain vanilla' sex as cardinal heads to jail | Australia news | The Guardian This Valentine's Day, Lance Wallnau Will Help Your Sweetheart Banish Those Demons—40% Off! | Right Wing Watch Vatican's Secret Rules for Catholic Priests Who Have Children - The New York Times South Africa funeral firm to sue pastor for 'resurrection stunt' - BBC News Vatican defrocks ex-cardinal Theodore McCarrick for sexual abuse - Vox - Skippy the Bush Kangaroo https://youtu.be/_agtNKbgSfI

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0:00.0	This episode of Cognitive Dissonance is brought to you by Adam and Eve.com.
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0:15.7	of free sex swing and free shipping.
0:22.3	Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart, or the easily offended.
0:28.0	The explicit tag is there for a reason.
0:30.2	Music
0:50.2	Recording live from Freddy Krueger's smoking armpit.
0:55.0	This is Cognitive Dissonance.
0:57.8	This is a little warm here.
0:58.8	It's a little warm.
1:00.6	A little warm.
1:01.8	Are you kidding me?
1:03.4	The surface of the sun is a little toasty.
1:07.2	My sweat has begun sweating.
1:09.7	Mercury in this model.
1:11.7	Mercury would quit.
1:13.0	Mercury would turn to a gas.
1:14.8	This is ridiculous.
1:17.4	This is absurd.
1:19.2	Also, the two of us also have about 50 extra pounds on each other.
1:22.8	Okay.
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