Episode 46: We Hate Greg Bird
The Short Porch
Barstool Sports
4.5 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 17 August 2018
⏱️ 36 minutes
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Summary
Greg Bird is maybe the most infuriating player to ever come through this organization. The guys despise his existence and want him gone after his embarrassing postgame press conference. The rest of the team is asleep except for Andujar and Stanton. There is lots of yelling in this show because everything stinks right now. Be prepared!
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