Well, coming to a new roadblock, it's fake democracy.

We're going up the wrong way, we're going to have to stop.

Creivics off, a secret voice, they can expose them all.

We're going up the wrong way, We're going to have to stop.

Well, hello, good evening and welcome in time-honoured fashion to a special Cakewatch podcast, live almost, from the European Parliament, where I'm joined.

I'm Malin Smith, member of the European Parliament presently for Scotland, joined with the Derek and Clive of the

Remain community, Mr Stephen Bullock. Good evening, sir. Hi there, evening, Alan. And Othograt on

Twitter, well known to everyone here. We have Chris as well. Thanks very much. Good to see you,

so having introduced the session, as we do in these parts, delighted to hand over to your usual host for our chat about stuff that's happening.

Literally nothing's happening. Literally nothing. Nothing at all. Something happened?

Nothing's happened. So we should just say that Chris is here in a strictly personal capacity.

That's my, it's my cashphrase.

I know, but I thought you'd forgotten.

I see Malins here, both personal and professional.

Well, it depends when this goes out.

And I'm hardly, I'm hardly here.

Yeah, well, quite.

You better get your skates and with the editing, otherwise.

People listening in black and white.

Gallo's humour is the mode of jour at the moment.

For future historians, there used to be a thing called the European Union.

The UK used to be a member of it,

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