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🗓️ 8 April 2013
⏱️ 45 minutes
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The gang's all back together! Phil talks about the movies yet again, before a lively discussion about the state of marriage, family life, and the future of western civilization. What fun!
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0:00.0 | Hey, this is Phil. Welcome back to the show. I'm here with Skyjitani. Hello, Phil. Hi, Sky. And is that Christian Taylor? I'm back wearing a lovely purple. It's purple and pink today. Purple and pink day. And Sky's all dressed in purple and pink. No, you're not. He's in blue and you're in gray and black as usual. Right. A purple and pink house dress. He's not telling the truth. He's |
0:30.0 | being facetious. What are those Hawaiian things called a Mumu? Yeah, Mumu. Yeah, Mumu. You're waiting. I didn't get to say hi to you. Hi, Phil. Oh, hi, Christian. I missed you. I know you were gone. Where were you last? I was on a whirlwind tour to the Southland. Another one of your crazy. Yeah, do you want to hear about this? I drove from from Wheaton, Illinois to Memphis in the middle of that snow storm that took out St. Louis. Yeah. And then I went to Oxford, Mississippi. And then I'm back to Memphis. |
1:00.0 | And back to Oxford, Mississippi. And then down to Laurel, Mississippi. Louis and Tolkien lived. No, Oxford, Mississippi. But you know, they were at Cambridge. What's the average IQ? Oh, don't you? Don't you even dare go there, Skyjitani? Don't you even dare? You know who is from there, though? William Faulkner is from there. Morgan Freeman is from right close. And he was back home there. That's where he had his car accident. Yeah, messed up his hand. I had dinner like right next to he and his wife. |
1:30.0 | Not with him, but Morgan Freeman had a car accident. Yeah, and Mississippi was Miss Daisy. Two years ago, two years ago, maybe. No, Miss Daisy wasn't hurt. You see, I'm going to sing a theme song. I had one request. And it was for someone that just started watching what's in the Bible and said they wanted Chuck Wagon to do a company song. So we can do. How's the theme song? Oh, yeah, I remember. Hey, there's a podcast. Hey, there's a podcast. What do you know? Hey, there's a podcast. So there's no video. Hey, it's a |
2:00.0 | podcast. So lend an ear to feel Fisher podcast starts right here. We'll talk to Sky and Christian too. We don't have a guest because guests are silly things to do. Maybe some they will get another guest in here. Maybe not. Hey, it's a podcast. So lend an ear to feel Fisher podcast starts right here to feel Fisher podcast starts right here. Get a long little dog. Let's have a good podcast now. Nobody get hurt. Hey, you know, if nobody knows who Chuck Wagon is, |
2:30.0 | we should tell them where Chuck Wagon came from. Chuck where he came from. Yeah, he lives in what's in the Bible. Yeah, he lives in what's in the Bible. He sits on a haystack. He was, he sits on a |
2:41.0 | piece of a guitar, a bagel of hay. And you know, the funny thing is when I first did Chuck Wagon, you got to watch what's in the Bible or go to |
2:48.5 | jelly telly.com and you can see Chuck, Chuck like, wow, that was loud. But when I first was going to perform him, I thought, okay, I want him sitting on a |
3:00.5 | bail of hay. I don't think we can green screen him onto a fake bail of hay. So I need to get find a real bail of hay. So yeah, so I went to |
3:09.0 | Hobby Lobby. Thank you. I went to Hobby Lobby and I got they actually had for Halloween. They had miniature bales of |
3:18.0 | hay. Yeah. So I found a miniature. It was like perfect size, perfect puppet size. They were actually needing this right around Halloween. Yes. How I know it's |
3:30.0 | proof of the existence of God. Absolutely. And so I bought this miniature bail of hay for like five bucks and I brought it home and I said, okay, |
3:37.0 | now I need to stick my hand up through the middle of the bail of hay to get it in the puppet. How am I going to do this? I'll take a hacksaw |
3:46.0 | and I'll cut. Did you buy more than one? Please tell me. No, I'll cut a chunk. I'll cut a box out of the bail of hay from the back of |
3:55.0 | the backside. Yes. And so I started sawing the bail of hay. Do you know what happens to a bail of hay? I can guess when you saw |
4:04.0 | it into it. It disintegrates. It explodes. Oh, it explodes. It's just like everywhere. Like my garage was just covered. It didn't work though. Did you know? It was gone. No, |
4:16.0 | it was gone. It ceased to exist. So what did you do? It's ceased to. It turned into a into a hay. What did you say? Hey confetti. A pile of hay is called what a |
4:26.0 | stack. A hay stack. Right. It turned the bail of hay turned the miniature bail of hay turned into a miniature hay stack. And there was no needle to be found. So |
4:36.0 | how did you accomplish? We had to do a fake one. It's in the CGI set. The bail of hay is in the CGI set. And instead of sitting on a prop |
4:45.0 | bail of hay, he sits on a green box. I thought you couldn't green screen it. Well, we thought it would be hard. And it in fact is |
4:52.0 | in my editor bill, evil complains about it regularly. But he's an awesome editor. But you know what? It's easier than sewing a bail of hay. That's all I can say. OK, sky. Oh, I saw a movie. You did. Yeah, I saw a movie by myself again, |
5:10.0 | because my kids. None of us want to see the same movies anymore. So you just have to go along. Where did you see the crudes? Oh, my kids saw that. |
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