Episode 46 - Eli Roberts In Korea

Beef And Dairy Network

Beef, Ben, Comedy, Dairy, Maximumfun, Partridge

4.9 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 21 April 2019

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Mike Bubbins and Ed Gamble join in for this episode, in which we hear about Eli Roberts's move to Korea. By Benjamin Partridge, Mike Bubbins and Ed Gamble. Thanks to Helen Zaltzman and Cecilia Chun. Stock media provided by Setuniman/Pond5.com and Soundrangers/Pond5.com Live shows: Machynlleth Comedy Festival - 4th May: https://machcomedyfest.co.uk/show/2019/beef-and-dairy-network-beef-and-dairy-network-podcast-live/ Underbelly Festival, London – 1st June: http://www.underbellyfestival.com/whats-on/beef-and-dairy-network

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0:30.3	Hello and welcome to the Beef and Dairy Network podcast, the number one podcast for those
0:43.3	involved, or just interested in the production of beef animals and dairy herds. The Beef and Dairy
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0:54.0	magazine brought to you by Grainium nutritional sand. Now I should start with an apology for the
1:01.2	sound of my voice this month. I've picked up a... I've picked up a vase or throat. As you will hear,
1:11.0	it has been a very stressful month, but I don't want you to worry. I've spoken to my doctor.
1:18.2	I say a doctor, of course, he's a vet. Well, a struck-off vet. Once a vet always a vet is what he says.
1:27.2	He's given me a special broth to drink. It's made of Mitchell's bovshil plunge antimicrobial dip,
1:33.6	mixed with gall-top milk, and something he uses to chemically castrate horses. So by next month,
1:41.7	I'm sure I'll be right as rain. This month we received an invitation from former
1:46.9	slothman Eli Roberts to visit him in his new home in South Korea. Roberts has had a checkered
1:52.5	past, and in recent years has run a slaughterhouse that was burned to the ground by the food standards
1:56.8	agency, opened a mosquito-focused zoo that was closed by an old welfare, and he also began his
2:02.8	own religion. He's also been tried and acquitted for murder, before being sent to prison for
2:07.4	assault, where he attempted to take over the prison and create his own country, the Eli-free state.
2:13.6	This attempt came to an end when the army was called and he was hit directly by an artillery
2:19.2	shell. Since then he is laying low, and to be honest, we were surprised to hear from him,
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