Episode 455 | Unhappy Valentine's Day

New Rory & MAL

iHeartPodcasts and The Volume

Music, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.6 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 13 February 2026

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

Red ROSE White Ceiling. Happy Valentines Day weekend. We speak a little about our plans and the guys harass Demaris about her love life. We then get into new music we are expecting tonight. This somehow leads into a conversation about waterbeds and women who own snakes. We then open up the phone lines for some fans to ask for love advice… and also to shoot their shot at their fave cast member.

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0:00.0	This is an I-Heart podcast.
0:02.3	Guaranteed Human.
0:04.4	No, worry and ma!
0:10.0	No.
0:11.0	Conductor?
0:14.6	No,
0:15.4	worry and ma.
0:19.0	No, no.
0:23.6	Warrior Ma! white and ma. White roses and also peonies.
0:42.3	White rose red ceiling.
0:44.3	Red rose white ceiling?
0:46.3	It's my Valentine's day.
0:48.3	Yo.
0:49.3	That is my Valentine.
0:50.3	Red rose and white ceiling.
0:52.3	Yo, it's a lot of people valentines. Red Rose. Not the Rose, the Red Rose White Ceilin. You're looking up at that shit. That was actually really funny. Alone. That was actually very funny. Turning to your house into a barbershop. Plain old white eggshell paint ceiling. Yep. Red ceiling right from duane reed those roses 1399
1:13.2	right there and you you went in duane re to get something else so you forgot what day it was
1:17.7	and he's like you know what let me just grab these oh he's about the red the wrong rose bull
1:24.0	that's what i said that's a lot of people valentine's day red rose, white ceiling. Yeah, you missed a lot. You missed that. Maybe there's another entendre. Yeah. I was speaking from my perspective, from Valentine's Day. Are you guys celebrating Valentine's Day? Demaris, I would never in my life celebrate anything with a bunch of other single men. Like, you think I would get together with other single men and, like, unity? You've definitely been in unity with other single men before. And y'all don't went out to find women. I mean, as a younger, yeah, as a teen or as a younger man, yeah. As a grown adult. I don't know if that was unity. That was more just a common goal.
2:01.0	Yeah, that was just, we didn't, we'd had no other choice. That was just it. It wasn't like a unity where if one person couldn't get pussy, the rest of us wouldn't. We'd all go and then we'd venture off on whoever won that day. Exactly. There was no unity. Everyone was leaving each other once the goal was met. for themselves. Yeah. We went together, but we all had our own agenda.
2:19.8	The GPS is the only thing we had in common.
2:21.5	No.
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